Dear Readers,
Today I was walking around the bookstore and saw a section on "Weight Loss". I Decided to look around this section of books and found a whole shelf that had "RULEBOOK FOR OBTAINING OPTIMAL WEIGHT". I thought to my self why is there no "Rulebook for Obtaining Fatness". Now before you start to think that being fat is unhealthy, gross, repulsive; think to your self, is it really worth starving yourself to be healthy and only to find that you end up with some kind of cancer later on in your life, and all that hard work is wasted. This book section had sparked the idea to make a "Fat Guy Rulebook". No I am not trying to steer away from being healthy, I am only having some fun and to realize that people need to think about what they are doing to consider themselves fat. So over the next few months I will post at least 10 new rules that qualify yourself as fat. So the next time you look into the mirror and think you are fat you must have passed all of the rules of the Fat Guy.
Sincerely, Fat Guy
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